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  • Um...Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother down the Toilet

    Jeff Rivera, Tiffany Williams

    Audible Audiobook (Jeff Rivera, July 21, 2016)
    Welcome to Yuck Kingdom - again! Falisha Whiskers has flushed her little brother Jesse down the toilet even after she promised, no matter how annoying he is, to never ever do it again! Now she has to flush herself down onto the muddy streets made of smelly jelly fellies, even though she'd hoped to never step foot inside that gross place again. This time Falisha discovers she is on a special mission to rescue Jessie and all the Urpie Burpies from The Toilet Paper King - the most evil king in all of Yuck Kingdom - before it's too late. Will she and a team of Slumpy Bumpies find them and get home before Falisha and Jessie's daddy comes home, or will Jessie have to stay in Yuck Kingdom with The Toilet Paper King forever?
  • Um...Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother down the Toilet

    Jeff Rivera, Tiffany Williams

    Audiobook (Jeff Rivera, July 19, 2016)
    Welcome to Yuck Kingdom! The streets are made of smelly jelly fellies. The trees are all winding, dinding, and finding. And the hills are made of slushy gushy mush. It's the Kingdom of Yuck, and the last place that Falisha Whiskers wants to be in. But Falisha needs to find her brother Jesse. She didn't mean to flush Jesse down the toilet; not entirely at least! And now, she needs to find him and take him back home before her daddy gets back, or they're both going to be in heaps of trouble! But the Kingdom of Yuck has more twists and turns than a water slide. Will Falisha find her brother in the twisting streets made of smelly jelly fellies? And will she be able to get him back in time, and all bathed and clean, before their mommy tells their daddy that Falisha flushed her little brother down the toilet?
  • Um … Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother Down The Toilet

    Jeff Rivera, Danko Herrera

    language (Jeff Rivera, Dec. 24, 2012)
    "...where skillful wit and good storytelling come together into one fun-filled read!" - Jackie Collins"...deserves a prize for "The Most Imaginative Title of the Year-- or Any Year" -- Stan LeeWelcome to ’Yuck Kingdom’! The streets are made of smelly jelly fellies. The trees are all winding, dinding and finding. And the hills are made of slushy gushy mush. It’s the Kingdom of Yuck and the last place that Falisha Whiskers wants to be in. But Falisha needs to find her brother Jesse.She didn't mean to flush Jesse down the toilet… not entirely at least! And now, she needs to find him and take him back home before her daddy gets back or they’re both going to be in heaps of trouble! But the Kingdom of Yuck has more twists and turns than a water slide. Will Falisha find her brother in the twisting streets made of smelly jelly fellies? And will she be able to get him back in time, and all bathed and clean, before their mommy tells their daddy that Falisha flushed her little brother down the toilet? Teacher Recommended! For ages 4-8. Parents should explain being flushed down the toilet is only pretend. "A must-have early reader book." -- ParentClub.ca More About the AuthorJeff Rivera is an award-winning young adult fiction author and debut children's book author. A popular inspirational media personality, he has written for Entertainment Weekly, Huffington Post, School Library Journal and many other national outlets. Jeff Rivera has interviewed such children's book authors as Jeff Kinney (Diary of a Wimpy Kid), James Patterson (The Worst Years of My Life) and S.E. Hinton (The Outsiders).Being the uncle of 12 active nieces and nephews and recalling the childhood antics of his oldest sister and younger brother inspired him to turn his creativity towards writing children’s books. His first children’s book, Um … Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother Down The Toilet, marks the adventures of Falisha Whiskers as she sets out to bring back her little brother after accidently (well… mostly accidently) flushing him down the toilet into the Kingdom of Yuck! Exclusive: A Q&A with Jeff Rivera Question: You write for many national outlets, you blog, you're on TV, you talk to kids all over the world and you’re a son and uncle of 12 nieces and nephews. How do you balance all that with your writing? Rivera: Great question. Sometimes I wonder the same thing but here's how I look at it: We're all blessed with 24 hours a day, so if you really want to do something, you can carve the time out to do it. Sometimes when people look at their lives and they think they don't have the time, they realize that they spend a lot of time watching TV or surfing the web or playing video games or staring up at the ceiling and when you subtract all that time, you realize, "Hey, I have a lot more time than I thought I did." Q: You've written mostly for young adults in the past. How has writing for children been different for you? Rivera: I think it's a lot more fun because kids are so honest. They'll tell you very clearly what they like or don't like and you're able to write stories exactly the way they like them. Plus, I'm one of those adults that never has really grown up totally. I still buy toys for me to play with and I still watch cartoons and Disney and Dreamworks Animation movies.
  • Um ... I Think I Flushed Mommy Down the Toilet

    Jeff Rivera

    eBook (Jeff Rivera, Jan. 12, 2017)
    Third time's the charm in the long-awaited BOOK 3 of the "Um ... Mommy" series!Welcome to 'Yuck Kingdom', where the streets are made of smelly jelly fellies and the hills of slushy, gushy mush. After flushing her brother down the toilet twice before -- and rescuing him both times from the grimy, slimy clutches of the Kingdom of Yuck -- Falisha Whiskers hoped she would never have to come here again... but with her mommy telling her 'no' to everything, could you blame Falisha for giving a little push while she was cleaning the toilet?Join Falisha and her little brother Jesse on an adventure through the Kingdom of Yuck... and this time, they've got a new queen.
  • PART 2 - THE SEQUEL - Um … Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother Down The Toilet

    Jeff Rivera, Danko Hererra

    language (, Jan. 22, 2013)
    "Jeff Rivera certainly deserves a prize for "The Most Imaginative Title of the Year-- or Any Year" -- Stan Lee"Jeff Rivera's 'Um… Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother Down The Toilet' is where skillful wit and good storytelling come together into one fun-filled read!" - Jackie CollinsThe exciting SEQUEL (PART 2) to the original bestselling children's bookWelcome to ‘Yuck Kingdom’—AGAIN! Falisha Whiskers has flushed her little brother Jesse down the toilet even after she promised, no matter how annoying he is, to never ever to do it again! Now she has to flush herself down onto the muddy streets made of smelly jelly fellies, even though she’d hoped to never step foot inside that gross place again.This time Falisha discovers she is on a special mission to rescue Jessie and all the Urpie Burpies from The Toilet Paper King—The Most Evil King in all of Yuck Kingdom—before it’s too late. Will she and a team of Slumpy Bumpies find them and get home before Falisha and Jessie’s daddy comes home or will Jessie have to stay in ‘Yuck Kingdom’ with The Toilet Paper King forever? Exclusive: A Q&A with Jeff Rivera Question: You write for many national outlets, you blog, you're on TV, you talk to kids all over the world and you’re a son and uncle of 12 nieces and nephews. How do you balance all that with your writing? Rivera: Great question. Sometimes I wonder the same thing but here's how I look at it: We're all blessed with 24 hours a day, so if you really want to do something, you can carve the time out to do it. Sometimes when people look at their lives and they think they don't have the time, they realize that they spend a lot of time watching TV or surfing the web or playing video games or staring up at the ceiling and when you subtract all that time, you realize, "Hey, I have a lot more time than I thought I did." Q: You've written mostly for young adults in the past. How has writing for children been different for you? Rivera: I think it's a lot more fun because kids are so honest. They'll tell you very clearly what they like or don't like and you're able to write stories exactly the way they like them. Plus, I'm one of those adults that never has really grown up totally. I still buy toys for me to play with and I still watch cartoons and Disney and Dreamworks Animation movies.
  • Um... Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother Down the Toilet

    Jeff Rivera, Danko Hererra

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Oct. 4, 2016)
    "...where skillful wit and good storytelling come together into one fun-filled read!" - Jackie Collins "...deserves a prize for "The Most Imaginative Title of the Year-- or Any Year" -- Stan Lee Welcome to ’Yuck Kingdom’! The streets are made of smelly jelly fellies. The trees are all winding, dinding and finding. And the hills are made of slushy gushy mush. It’s the Kingdom of Yuck and the last place that Falisha Whiskers wants to be in. But Falisha needs to find her brother Jesse. She didn't mean to flush Jesse down the toilet… not entirely at least! And now, she needs to find him and take him back home before her daddy gets back or they’re both going to be in heaps of trouble! But the Kingdom of Yuck has more twists and turns than a water slide. Will Falisha find her brother in the twisting streets made of smelly jelly fellies? And will she be able to get him back in time, and all bathed and clean, before their mommy tells their daddy that Falisha flushed her little brother down the toilet? Teacher Recommended! For ages 4-8. Parents should explain being flushed down the toilet is only pretend. "A must-have early reader book." -- ParentClub.ca
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  • Um ... Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother Down the Toilet

    Jeff Rivera, Danko Hererra

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Oct. 6, 2016)
    The exciting SEQUEL (PART 2) to the original bestselling children's book Welcome to ‘Yuck Kingdom’—AGAIN! Falisha Whiskers has flushed her little brother Jesse down the toilet even after she promised, no matter how annoying he is, to never ever to do it again! Now she has to flush herself down onto the muddy streets made of smelly jelly fellies, even though she’d hoped to never step foot inside that gross place again. This time Falisha discovers she is on a special mission to rescue Jessie and all the Urpie Burpies from The Toilet Paper King—The Most Evil King in all of Yuck Kingdom—before it’s too late. Will she and a team of Slumpy Bumpies find them and get home before Falisha and Jessie’s daddy comes home or will Jessie have to stay in ‘Yuck Kingdom’ with The Toilet Paper King forever?
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